What flavour are you?

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  MsSuperFoxy

  a year ago

  I'd like to think I'm a COFFEE MUG: Because many intense flavours can be poured into me. I also want to be the thing someone looks forward too at any time of the day. Wanting to wrap their hands around me and grip my love handles firmly as well as put their lips against me to savor my flavour.
  I can also be hot and steamy or cold brew, which one can slowly warm up.
  
  Ms Foxy

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  NeoAndTrin

  a year ago

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  Ex007

  a year ago

  Oh, you want to know what flavour beverage Gary, Kevin, and Sandra are?
  
  Strap on oh I mean in, because these three aren’t your average, run of the mill beverages. They’re the kind of drinks that seem fun at first, then suddenly you’re missing a shoe, questioning your life choices, and somehow involved in a turf war with a bush turkey.
  
  Gary
  The Feathered Menace
  
  Gary is a flaming tequila shot reckless, aggressive, and guaranteed to cause absolute chaos.
  Hits hard, leaves destruction in its wake.
  You don’t choose Gary, Gary chooses you.
  Often found in questionable locations at questionable hours.
  
  By the time you realise what’s happened, he’s already taken your snacks, ruined your lawn, and disappeared into the night.
  
  Kevin
  The Silent Observer
  
  Kevin is a dark rum and coke laid back but secretly judging your life choices.
  
  Smooth, but don’t let that fool you, he’s watching everything.
  A little sweet, a little spicy, and not afraid to cause mischief if the mood strikes.
  May lure you into a false sense of security before robbing you blind.
  Best enjoyed with deep philosophical debates at 3 a.m. (or while plotting snack heists).
  
  Sandra
  The Unhinged Queen
  
  Sandra is a Long Island Iced Tea, seems harmless, but by the end of the night, you’re questioning reality.
  Sweet, strong, and will absolutely wreck your plans if you underestimate her.
  Known to start fights with inanimate objects such as gnomes, shoes, your dignity.
  Capable of vanishing into thin air the moment trouble starts.
  Lethal when mixed with Gary.
  
  Moral of the story?
  If you ever see a tequila shot, a rum and coke, and a Long Island Iced Tea sitting together at a bar, run.

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  RHP User

  a year ago

  I would totally be a spicy chai latte, blending 50% of my looks with 50% of my fiery personality! Just ask my poor husband—he can vouch for the excitement! 🤣✨

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