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Swinging Loofah

June 27 2025

Just saw this come up in my social media feed about a retirement place in Florida that uses different coloured loofah attached to their cars to indicate what type of swinger they are.
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White - Novices and beginners
Purple - Voyeur and people who like to watch,
Pink - Soft swap. People who like to do it with others in the same room,
Blue - Lowest level of full swap. Those who can play well with others.
Yellow - Mid level swap. For those who want to but are still nervous.
Black - Full swap. Those who say what the hell let it all go down.
Teal - Bisexual. For those that want to increase their dating chances.

Not sure who wrote the descriptions or if it us just an urban myth.
What do you think of a colour coded system? Would you add anymore?

Shells xx

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Apples_N_Oranges
a year ago
Fun idea, maybe a simplified version made up of just three colours (such as white, blue or black) would work better/easier to remember. Just to clarify, would they be hanging different coloured loofahs on one car or just using one colour that summarises where they are at? Also, don’t think you would have much opportunity to pull up next to someone and have a good chat about each others loofahs etc. but I guess that depends on where you live and the traffic.
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OpalRose
a year ago
Are these colours supposed to also relate to the ankle brackets? The black wedding rings? How does that work?!? What about the pineapple tattoos discretely hidden from everyone’s view? Or maybe the keys for the car or house? Of course we can’t forget the flamingo statues out the front of the house. What if they are black? Doesn’t that mean something else?

What about being discrete? How can we be discrete if everyone’s showing off all these silly symbols that everyone has to understand?!?

I also heard if you wear all white then that symbolises purity and innocence but then you use a coloured belt to show off your level of commitment. But, I went to some place the other day and all these people wearing white two piece outfits with black belts were kicking the shit out of other people who had different color belts so that can’t be right?!?!?
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NeoAndTrin
a year ago
This would be a great idea to have at clubs so that people know what your preferences are before they approach you.

Its not going to stop some people from shooting their shot but it might cut down on a lot of unwanted interactions.
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