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RHP User
a year ago
no
Flirty2020
a year ago
There are no official clothing optional beaches in QLD
Ex007
a year ago
According to Gary, Hervey Bay might have some quiet spots, but the real locals (aka the whales) make terrible audience members. Nothing kills the mood faster than a 40-tonne sea giant casually breaching in the background while you’re trying to work on an even tan.
Gary says if you’re really committed, just make sure you’re not standing too close to the blowhole. Interpret that however you will.
boobsandbusted
a year ago
Gary Gary wtf is Gary 😂
touchbase
a year ago
Gary is the temu version of Google
boobsandbusted
a year ago
Met a bush turkey 23 years ago on our honey moon ,on Long Island up near the barrier reef the prick raided our picnic basket on the beach ,sneaky fucker waited until we were in the water and bam like an feathered tank he hit the basket with all his might ,smashed shit everywhere grabbed what he wanted and was gone as fast as a poster of dumbassed dogging and nude beach posts on rhp
Mr btouchbase
a year ago
Gosh I only came here to see about nude beaches and now I'm worried about potential world dominance plots.🤔
Ex007
a year ago
To the tune of The Land Down Under enjoy 🎼🎶🎵🎤
Met a bush turkey in the dead of night,
Feathers ruffled, eyes full of spite,
Raided a picnic, left no trace,
Now he’s out here runnin’ the place.
(Chorus)
Do you come from the land of Ex-Oh-Oh-Seven?
Where possums plot and turkeys threaten?
Better hide your snacks, your drinks, your meat,
‘Cause Gary’s comin’ and he don’t eat wheat!
Long ago on the Barrier Reef,
A sneaky turkey brought travelers grief,
Hit that basket like a feathery tank,
Now he’s running wild with a criminal rank.
(Chorus)
Do you come from the land of Ex-Oh-Oh-Seven?
Where turkeys steal and possums reckon,
Nude beach plans? Too late, my friend,
Gary’s got ‘em, this is the end.
Some seek beaches, some seek fun,
But world domination’s already begun,
Possums high and turkeys bold,
Ex007’s empire is takin’ hold! 😆
Final Chorus – BIG FINISH!
Do you come from the land of Ex-Oh-Oh-Seven?
Where bush turkeys rise and gnomes are threatened?
Nude sunbaking? Forget your dream,
Gary’s here and he runs this scene!
The End
Congratulations, the search for nude beaches has been hijacked by the rise of Gary. I hope you're ready.RHP User
a year ago
I have a question about nude beach etiquette is it ok to look? And why are you there showing your body, is it a sexual thing, do you just hate having to wear clothes?
Pom74
a year ago
I normally take the gf to fraser Island to get nude
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