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Interesting day at the beach

February 01 2025

My wife and I went to the clothing optional beach yesterday…..me nude, wife in a thong (wants some tan lines)….
Selected our usual spot way down the end of the free area and settled in. We watched all the middle aged men coming and going from the dunes (do they serve beer or something in there? 😂), walking up to where we were and swimming right in front of us and generally being creepy and disgusting…..we don’t really care, it’s entertainment 😉

But where it got real weird and creepy was the people on jet skis regularly cruising up and down the beach, no more than 30m off the waters edge….multiple different people from a group on the beach 400m away near the boat ramp……they went past with men, women, men and women, women and women and even men and women with small children on the back…..cruising up and down the beach on their jet skis…..they must have really liked seeing old, beer gutted guys in the nude or something…..at one stage I went for a swim and a couple of twenty something girls in skimpy bikinis cruised past and checked out my unimpressive rig…..my wife thought it was hysterical 😂

Finally to top the day off, someone decided to fly a drone up and down the beach…..nice!….how hard up for some stimulation would you be to spend your Friday morning flying a drone over a beach full of nude, fat guys hanging around in the dunes? 😂😂😂

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RHP User
a year ago
What beach is it
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RHP User
a year ago
That’s my experience of nude beaches too. Pretty much to a detail of what you describe. An excellent representation of human diversity.

It’s very entertaining watching people of all types approach the experience with very different vibes.
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Sawadee
a year ago
Seems nothing's changed since we got fed up with the antics and walked off the beach 5 years ago... 😏
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RHP User
a year ago
Sounds like Swannie, if so, nothing has changed! We bought a pop up tent so we could dodge the handsy hangers on, but a naked guy actually climbed in. He was told where to go. It ruins it for people who just want to feel the sun and breeze on their skin.
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Flirty2020
a year ago
We purchased a blue pop up tent / shelter from Anaconda, specifically for the clothing optional beach in the event that our umbrella was not enough and we needed more shade.

Unfortunately, every time that we have put up the tent, several males have come swooping in, like seagulls, and have then proceeded to walk around the tent, looking inside , clearly of the opinion that we have put up the tent so as to have sex.

And so we no longer use the tent. Have purchased a 2nd umbrella for our cold stuff (champagne & snacks etc).

Such a pity that the meerkats spoil what should be a relaxing day on a clothing optional beach.

It has always been males behaving like this in our case & experience . Never females or couples.
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MsSuperFoxy
a year ago
The drone...I'm gobsmacked!
Wankers have always been at clothing option beaches, but the drones. That's a whole new level.

Ms Foxy
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MFMfuntimes
a year ago
Now days it so hard for normal people to go for a peaceful skinny dip, now we have drone, meerkats in the dunes, perverts on jet skis, next all free beaches will be closed as Muslims don't accept nudity and we will have to be neck to knee swimming costumes
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Lilmiss69
a year ago
Oh I’m hearing you! I used to love going to nude beach but as soon as I walked closer suddenly you surrounded by seagulls and meerkat!! It’s like they never seen tits and arse before!!
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Moxyafterdark
a year ago
What beach?
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ReyandJean
a year ago
In contrast, at our beach the community will run off (or worse) anyone taking photos, and creepy guys get short shift. It helps that sex play in the open at the beach is actively discouraged, because of the threat of the beach being closed.
It does not eliminate the creepy guys, but their behaviour is more restrained.

Luckily the beach shelves gently, so the water is shallow a long way out. But still the fishing must be really good off this beach, because it's frequently patrolled by boats. Still, anything they see at 100 yards is pure imagination.

The drone - well that's a whole different level. I suspect energetic folk would see out the operator.
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RHP User
a year ago
Better off having day a private nudist camping ground than putting up with that crap
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RHP User
a year ago
The drone seems to be the most off putting part to me.
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RHP User
a year ago
We are going to give it another go tomorrow. Port Kennedy WA. We park at the boat ramp and walk up to the first sign that designates the free beach. We will be there around 10:30-11am. If any ladies want to give it a go and join us, feel free. 100% no hassles or judgement from us.
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albboy75
a year ago
Exactly the same down sth but no dunes to hide in
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Mctag9
a year ago
I love a skinny dip, but if I go alone to PK, I strip, swim, then leave, no sunbathing etc, I hate feeling I'm being judged as a pervert but love the feeling of swimming starkers....
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coupleopenminded
a year ago
We have often found the same situations as fore mentioned we live in Mandurah and honestly we find that it’s better to just go to some where like white hills Tim’s thicket set up in such away you have a little privacy from passing traffic and you can enjoy with no peeping Tom’s that are thirsty but not up for the life style
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boxestotick
a year ago
And this is why governments are making nude beaches, clothes beaches. Grays Lane Byron!
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chicitycouple
a year ago
We're a couple visiting from Chicago. We'd love to visit a nude beach in Sydney that isn't overrun by single guys. Any suggestions?
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