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I Want To Be A Dinosaur/Fossil Damn It!

April 30 2025

Is it weird that I just wanna be a fossil? Like, genuinely. Let me dress up as ancient bones, covered in layers of emotional sediment, and lie there motionless until Daddy Archaeologist shows up with his gentle little brush, softly uncovering me inch by inch like the precious, filthy relic I am.

Excavate me. Carbon date me. Tell me I’m older than sin and historically significant while you pin me down and catalog every curve like I belong in a museum behind velvet ropes.

I don’t wanna be “healed”—I wanna be discovered. Studied. Revered. Maybe restrained. Definitely displayed.

Take me back to the Cretaceous, baby.

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NeoAndTrin
a year ago
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nightingale8
a year ago
It’s definitely weird. Sounds really sensual and hot 🔥
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FeistyFatty
a year ago
No more weird than when you wanted to be a worm I guess.
"We listen and we don't judge" 🦖🪱🩷
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RHP User
a year ago
You dirty girl 😂
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SafeHands2024
a year ago
First Annelids, now palaeontology! Your fingering my frontal lobe and I love it. One more bizarre kink and I'm going to lose my coprolites.
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MrandMrsEss
a year ago
I thought this was going to be another cringeworthy post but delighted to be surprised, LittleMiss you win forum of the month, thank you xx
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The_Milkman
a year ago
You took roleplay, added 65 million years, and somehow made it sexy 🤣🤣
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MsSuperFoxy
a year ago
Lol! I'm already a fossil that has aged gracefully.

Ms Foxy
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Felicitous
a year ago
I'm not into role play at all - but I do love a little word weaving and oh my WORD!

That was antediluvianly sexy! :)
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LittleMissShhh
6 months ago
I forgot about these what a fun thing to stumble upon. 🤣
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I Want To Be A Dinosaur/Fossil Damn It!

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